Thursday, February 6, 2014

Precious eyebrows.

I'm not gonna get all emo about why this blog has been left vacant for so long. But Puddles's back. Back with a bang gigga bang bang. *pose*

I think it's a great way to start again by addressing an issue that's been bothering me (my eyes) for a long long time now. EYEBROWS.

A lot of people don't give a good set of brows enough credit man. Through my very sharp observation over the years, I realised many many people underestimate the importance of having nicely groomed brows that suit their faces. It really doesn't matter how well you curl your hair, conceal your booboos on your face if you were to neglect or overdress your brows! 

So, hello there. Not saying I have gorgeous brows, but after this post, I'm sure whoever reading will agree that this can't be worse than any of the ones you're about to see below.

Miss No Brows.

I understand that not everyone is blessed with eyebrows. But it's really no excuse not to fix them! This is not 5th element lei everybirdy. You'll still look alien no matter how bright you smile.

Miss Yoga Brows.

I don't get this man.... i never will. It's so painfully thin you might as well go be Miss No Brows. Thin brows aside, please notice how the brows arch. Your brows stay so thin cos they practice yoga is it?

Miss Fierce brows

Angelina Jolie is the only person I know who can carry off these brows perfectly. Well, She's ang moh. She's Mrs Brad Pitt. You'll never be angmoh, and there's an even slimmer chance you'll ever be Mrs Pitt. So, just. give. up.

Miss Bushy.

Some people have no brows to trim. You have so much brows, what are you waiting for??? Please make friends with Miss no brows, and make a donation. AIYO!

Miss Tak Match.

This one.......... I know you're not trying to match your brows to your hair colour. So I can only conclude that you're trying to match them to your pubic hair. Nuff' said.

Miss Incomplete Circle.

Why didn't you complete the circle to contain all your features within it? I feel so tempted. Pass me a crayon sombody!

So guys, this pretty much sums up few of the many many brow examples that truly disturbs me.... Please rememember to trim up or fill out your eyebrows. I'm sure there's some shape and length out there that suits your face. If you can't do it yourself, get someone professional to do it for you! THANK YOU FOR SAVING MY EYES. AND THANK YOU FOR READING.

1 comment:

fayes said...

Hahahah! Good post, Celeste!